Captain Lockpit, who dramatically resigned after a mid-flight soap opera where his deputy was locked out of his In Flight office during a rather urgent “wee wee break,” is now lawyering up.
Apparently, he’s not just ready to land his career, but some legal blows too!
His “learned friend” has swooped in with a statement that sounds like both a warning and a riddle:
“We’ve been instructed to take all necessary legal steps against anyone spreading false, malicious rumors about our Client that could damage his pristine reputation, his noble profession, or even his dreams of a flawless landing. So, to all rumor-spreaders out there, you better watch out, because turbulence is coming your way!”
Whether it’s a threat or just turbulence in legal form, one thing’s for sure Captain Lockpit is not letting this flight of gossip take off without a fight!
